Bitch, I’m the truth!
Thats what I scream during sex. With myself. On Friday night. In the dark. Anyway.
Johnny Depp ditched Tim Burton and the white powder makeup to do something good with his amazing acting ability FINALLY.
What a dick eh? Depriving us of all his wonderful talents and instead giving us the equivalent of watching an amalgamation of a drag show/comedy act on fire in PeeWee Hermans childhood bedroom. Descriptive. Bitch I’m the truth.
Several “THANK GOD!” moments here. Thank god we get another gritty mob movie that harkens Goodfellas and the like. Depp’s character looks like his talent had sex with Ray Liotta and I dig it greatly.
The cast is dripping with badassery and I can’t even (or am too lazy) to pick apart all the awesome people in it because the list is so long and distinguished. (Like my johnson! AAAAAAHHH!) #StoleItFromTopGun #ButYouKnewThat #IfYouDidntGoBackInTimeAndDontReadTheseHashtags #PretendImAwesome
DOUSCHEBAG THAT RATES TRAILERS (me) gives this a 9.5